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Who is Tom Swift?

Tom Swift has been featured in hundreds of the shortest stories ever told. His name has long been used to create adverb puns, or word combinations with double meanings. The best way to understand Tom's unique brand of humor is through example:

The best way to understand Tom’s unique brand of humor is through example:

“My pencil
is dull,”
Tom said
pointlessly.
“I feel like
I’ve been run
over by a
steam roller,"
said Tom
flatly.
“I think I
broke my leg,”
Tom said
lamely.
“It’s dark
in here,”
Tom said
delightedly.

Get the joke? Tom's got plenty of them, but we'll share only 40, in groups of 20. Can you match the first half of each Tom Swifty to its inevitable punch line?

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