Who says humans should have all of the fun? It's a safe bet that your pet would enjoy getting the occasional gift just as much as you would. In fact, consumers have lots of choices when it comes to gifts for their pets. We buy sweaters for cats, ice cream bars for dogs and castles for goldfish.
Here at A.J.'s Mega Mall, we also have a wide selection of products for the animal kingdom, but there's one big difference: the name of the product rhymes with the name of the animal it was made for. So don't ask the store clerk for "winter handwear for baby cats," ask for "kittens' mittens."
Fair enough? Following are descriptions of 15 new pet-products. Can you name them? Be careful. They start out easy, but get harder!
HINT: The animal's name always comes first.
1. A birthday dessert for your python
2. Swimwear for smelly polecats
3. A cheese-covered pasta dish for a young horse
4. A Barbie for Lassie
5. A citrus drink for long-necked waterfowl
6. A place for donkey-like animals to swim
7. A frame to hold paintings by otter-like animals
8. The book on the special language of Australian wild dogs is called
9. A fruit-filled pastry for fluffy French dogs
10. A deep-dish fruit pie for turkeys
11. Muskmelon for playmates of the deer home, home on the range
12. Clear soup for slow-moving mammals
13. A Finnish steam bath cabinet for carnivorous fish
14. A book about warfare among bear-like marsupial
15. A beverage holder for long-necked mammals
How'd You Do?
15 right Whoa! You are a lobster mobster. 11-14 right Impressive. You should open a rhyming animal boutique & start selling this stuff! 7-10 right Average. If you can come up with a word that rhymes with 'mediocre', then feel free to give yourself a few bonus points. 3-6 right You need to work on your rhyming timing. 0-2 right We can only think of one animal rhyme that's appropriate for your score. Pooper Scooper.
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