1. ASSANKA
A European hat with ear flaps
A chair made entirely of pine cones
Someone who grows vegetables
The number one followed by 63 zeroes

2. FLETCHERISM
Pretending not to hear authority figures
Ridiculously thorough chewing
Holding your breath until you get your way
Purposely wearing clothes that don't match

3. HAPTODYSPHORIA
A dizzy feeling you get from watching too many cartoons
A tremendous fear of shocks from walking on shag carpeting
An unpleasant sensation felt when touching peaches and other fuzzy surfaces
The extreme happiness that follows after eating your dessert

4. CHANKINGS
Chains used to string together imprisoned criminals
Food that has been spat out
Large crumbs that collect in a toaster
Crust found in the corners of your eyes after sleeping

5. GARDYLOO
A low-level soldier watching over officers' latrines
A bug crushed underfoot and inadvertently brought indoors
Illness derived from gargling coagulated milk
A warning cry before tossing garbage from a window

6. MISODOCTAKLEIDIST
One who hates practicing the piano
A woman who inappropriately shows her tan lines
A person who repeatedly loses and then finds the car keys
A bad magician

7. GONGOOZLER
Someone who always consumes a beverage quickly
A salesperson who sells faulty gongs
Someone who stares for hours at boats passing in canals
A bag for carrying musical equipment and/or lunch meat

8. RANIVOROUS
Eating a frog
The act of sleeping with your mouth open
Being forced to send a Valentine to someone you really don't like
Riding a bicycle without holding on to the handlebars

9. WINKLEHAWK
A small bird that tends to sing off key
A purposefully ripped hole in a piece of cloth
The space between shelves in a bookcase
A really bad Bruce Willis movie

10. HIEROMACHY
A sickness caused by reading romance novels
A clog in a vacuum cleaner bag
An apartment building guarded by leopards
A fight between priests or nuns

              

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