By your age you should be able
to handle a little money in your pocket. Dollars and cents are
nothing new to a teenager. Credit cards, on the other hand, are
probably something you haven't used much or even at all.
I'm sure you've at least
seen these handy pieces of plastic from a distance. Now we're
going to get a bit closer, performing some exploratory surgery
on these mysterious vessels of credit. I, the Plastic Surgeon,
will be your host through a series of 10 questions testing your
knowledge of credit and debit cards.
For each question you
answer correctly, I'll add funds to your credit line.
Every incorrect
response will result in zilch. By the end of the quiz, you'll
need at least $2,000 to pay my bill. Credit only, no cash.
Time is money, after all,
and I charge a great deal of money for my time.
Note:
The Plastic Surgeon is not a medical doctor and does not perform
actual surgery. Obviously, The Plastic Surgeon is nothing more
than a cartoon character. In the world of cartoons, dogs can
talk, coyotes fall off cliffs hundreds of times and survive,
people never get older or have bad hair days, and credit card
professionals can dress up like members of the medical community.
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SCRUBBED
UP? LET'S BEGIN PLASTIC SURGERY
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Question 1 :
A credit
card will usually charge interest on the funds you have borrowed.
The interest is determined by the card's APR, which is an acronym
for:
Amortized Percentage
Rate
Annual Percentage
Rate
Accounting Percentage
Rate
Approximate Percentage
Rate
Click
here for the answer to Question 1
Question 2 :
A debit
card looks like a credit card, but in most cases you aren't borrowing
money. Where do your debit card funds most often come from?
A certificate of
deposit
Your 401K, or a similar
retirement fund
Your checking account
A home equity line of
credit (HELOC)
Click
here for the answer to Question 2
Question 3 :
If Googolplex
Credit Union issues you a VISA credit card, who is technically
lending you money?
Googolplex Credit
Union
VISA
Googolplex Credit Union
and VISA together are lending you money
Neither Googolplex Credit
Union or VISA are lending you money
Click
here for the answer to Question 3
Question 4 :
A finance
charge is ...
A fee assessed
to retrieve your credit report
The interest that
has accumulated on your present credit card balance
The act of using your
credit card to make a purchase
An annual fee that pays
for the production of credit card plastic
Click
here for the answer to Question 4
Question 5 :
If you
are late with a credit card payment, the credit card issuer may
...
Raise your interest
rate
Charge you a late fee
Make note of it on your
credit report
All of the above
Click
here for the answer to Question 5
Question 6 :
A credit
card cash advance is ...
An early cash payment
of your credit card balance
The act of overpaying
your credit card to the point of having a negative balance
Making your credit card
payment in person
Using a credit card
to receive cash instead of using it to purchase something
Click
here for the answer to Question 6
Question 7 :
What is
a "grace period?"
The period of time
you can be late with your credit card payment without incurring
a fee
The amount of time a
card issuer can take to respond to your application request
The time period in
which you can avoid all finance charges by paying your current
balance in full
The brief moment you
spend in prayer hoping your credit card won't be declined
Click
here for the answer to Question 7
Question 8 :
A "secured"
credit card is ...
A card whose acceptance
is guaranteed through its expiration date
A card whose credit
limit is equal to an amount of money you've 'secured' with the
issuer
A card that can be used
for either credit or debit transactions
A card whose magnetic
strip is enhanced with 128-bit encryption security
Click
here for the answer to Question 8
Question 9 :
You have
a $1,000 worth of credit card debt, and elect to make the minimum
monthly payment of 2% of your balance. The card interest rate
is 18.0% APR. Assuming no new purchases or delinquent payments,
how long will it take you to pay off your card?
Nearly two years
Nearly four years
Nearly eight years
Nearly 10 years
Click
here for the answer to Question 9
Learn
more about mysterious minimums at the Googolplex Minimum Payment
Calculator. Click the calculators link under the heading 'More
Stories About'
Question 10 :
If a major
credit card is used without your authorization, you're protected
under federal law. What is the most you will typically be held
liable for when someone uses your card without your consent?
$50 or less
$1,000 or less
Half of your credit
limit
One-tenth of your credit
limit
Click
here for the answer to Question 10
THE SURGERY IS
COMPLETE.
LET'S HEAD TO OUTPATIENT SERVICES TO PAY THAT BILL.
If your Credit
Limit is $2,000 or greater, click here
If your Credit
Limit is less than $2,000, click here
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ANSWER
The answer is "Annual
Percentage Rate." All credit card issuers must quote their
interest rate as an annual number. This helps to make rate comparison
easier.
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ANSWER
The answer is "Your
checking account." Debit cards act as electronic checks.
Like checks, funds are withdrawn from your checking account.
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ANSWER
The answer is "Googolplex
Credit Union." Googolplex Credit Union is lending money.
VISA is lending their name, which allows you to use your credit
card almost anywhere in the world.
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ANSWER
The answer is "The
interest that has accumulated on your present credit card balance."
Finance charges are the same thing as 'interest charges.'
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ANSWER
The answer is "All
of the above." Being late can really come back to haunt
you. Remember, however, that not all credit cards -- or credit
card issuers -- are the same. Some issuers are more lenient than
others.
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ANSWER
The answer is "Using
a credit card to receive cash instead of using it to purchase
something." If you need cash, you can use your credit card
to quickly borrow some bucks. Cash advances can be expensive
-- they are charged interest immediately and frequently come
with extra fees.
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ANSWER
The answer is "The
time period in which you can avoid all finance charges by paying
your current balance in full." If you pay your balance in
full, a grace period equates to a stretch of time usually
about a month where you won't be charged interest on your
balance.
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ANSWER
The answer is "A
card whose credit limit is equal to an amount of money you've
'secured' with the issuer." A secured credit card is an
extremely safe way to borrow, because you are borrowing against
money you already have. If you deposit $1,000 with the issuer,
you can borrow up to $1,000 on your secured credit card.
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ANSWER
The answer is "Nearly
eight years." It would take nearly eight years, and cost
you over $850 in interest! If you have a balance on your credit
card, you should always try to make more than your minimum payment.
You should also look to your credit union for a card with a rate
better than 18% APR!
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ANSWER
The answer is "$50
or less." If you're the victim of unauthorized card use,
the most you'll be responsible for is $50. Some card issuers
won't even make you responsible for that.
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