Film #1
Are You Ready for Marriage? (1950)
A counselor’s puppet show convinces high school seniors not to wed.
The Reel Deal!
Lesson Learned: Puppets are smarter than adults.
Film #2
Clothes and You (1954)
Teaching young women how to accessorize their “body type.”
The Reel Deal!!
Lesson Learned: There are only five types of girls in the known universe.
Film #3
Teenage Rage (1952)
Sal’s gum chewing and tight shoes may be cause for his anger.
A Fake – We made it up!
Did you get this one wrong? Is that why you’re so angry? Or is it your footwear?
Film #4
Are Manners Important? (1953)
Presidential dreams are dashed when a young boy abolishes manners, much to his own dismay.
The Reel Deal!
Lesson Learned: If you become President, make sure your Secret Service is adequately staffed to handle anti-manner legislation.
Film #5
Kitty Cleans Up (1949)
A six-year old girl follows her cat’s lead on personal hygiene
The Reel Deal!
Lesson Learned: Cats make wonderful babysitters.
Film #6
Act Your Age (1949)
Jim earns his pencil back for learning to document his maturity
The Reel Deal!
Lesson Learned: Nice guys finish last, but get a pencil for their effort.
Film #7
Don’t Laugh at the Janitor (1959)
Brad and Annette tease the school janitor right out of a job on Christmas Eve.
A Fake – We made it up!
The fact that this film was never made explains why kids today thoughtlessly leave their lollipop sticks all over the school.
Film #8
Tattoo Terror (1964)
Body art leads to certain death.
A Fake – We made it up!
In most cases, tattoos won’t kill you. You’ll just deeply regret the flaming skull on your ankle later in life.
Film #9
Dinner Party (1945)
Teenagers eating dinner get criticized for their bad manners from a high-and-mighty narrator.
The Reel Deal!
Lesson Learned: Don’t invite a narrator to your next dinner party.
Film #10
Self Conscious Guy (1951)
Marty may not have the talent to act in the school play, but he’s a marvel at ping pong!
The Reel Deal!
Lesson Learned: The only way to feel good about yourself is to humiliate someone else.
Film #11
Let’s Make A Meal in 20 Minutes (1950)
Using modern marvels like ‘frozen foods,’ Sally makes supper with time to spare.
The Reel Deal!
Lesson Learned: Corned beef hash and baked pudding is no reward.
Film #12
Gang Boy (1954)
The Pepper Tree Gang is about to cause a stir at the local community dance!
The Reel Deal!
Lesson Learned: You just can’t be tough when you’re a member of a group that calls themselves ‘The Pepper Tree Gang.’
Film #13
Soapy the Germ Fighter (1951)
A man in a cardboard box costume is enough to convince young Billy to start cleaning up his act.
The Reel Deal!
Lesson Learned: Men in cardboard soap costumes should not have easy access to your home.
Film #14
Out of Time (1960)
Sandy’s constant tardiness may have cost her the boy of her dreams.
A Fake – We made it up!
Good to know its still okay to be fashionably late.
Film #15
Warning from Outer Space (1967)
Aliens travel to Earth to convince humans to quit smoking.
The Reel Deal!
Lesson Learned: Nobody likes a know-it-all alien.
