Film No. 1
The Talking Car (1969)
A dream about speaking vehicles teaches Jimmy how to avoid getting run over.
The Reel Deal!
Lesson Learned: Cars only dispense useful knowledge in dreams. In real life, cars never say anything useful.
Film No. 2
The Goof (1960)
Henry blows the baseball game and suffers ridicule at the hands of his hamster-harvesting classmates.
The Reel Deal!!
Lesson Learned: Scientists experiment on hamsters purchased from school children.
Film No. 3
One Got Fat (1963)
Nine out of 10 monkey-children ride their bikes recklessly and never make it to the picnic.
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Lesson Learned: Obey bike safety rules and obesity will be your reward.
Film No. 4
Are You Ready For Marriage? (1950)
A counselor's puppet show convinces high school seniors not to wed.
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Lesson Learned: Puppets are smarter than adults.
Film No. 5
Clothes and You (1954)
Teaching young women how to accessorize their "body type."
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Lesson Learned: There are only five types of girls in the known universe.
Film No. 6
Teenage Rage (1952)
Sal's gum chewing and tight shoes may be cause of his anger.
A Fake—We made it up!
Did you get this one wrong? Is that why you're so angry? Or is it your footwear?
Film No. 7
Are Manners Important? (1953)
Presidential dreams are dashed when a young boy abolishes manners, much to his own dismay.
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Lesson Learned: If you become president, make sure your Secret Service is adequately staffed to handle antimanner legislation.
Film No. 8
Kitty Cleans Up (1949)
A 6-year old girl follows her cat's lead on personal hygiene.
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Lesson Learned: Cats make wonderful babysitters.
Film No. 9
Act Your Age (1949)
Jim earns back his pencil for learning to document his maturity.
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Lesson Learned: Nice guys finish last, but get a pencil for their efforts.
Film No. 10
Don't Laugh at the Janitor (1959)
Brad and Annette tease the school janitor right out of a job on Christmas Eve.
A Fake—We made it up!
The fact that this film was never made explains why kids today thoughtlessly leave their lollipop sticks all over the school.
