~ The Answers ~
#1
If you have MASCHALEPHIDROSIS, you have massive sweating of the armpits.
...And trying to pronounce that word sure won't help.
#2
When YEULING, you're walking around fruit trees praying for a good crop.
...Might as well ask for a new dictionary while you're at it.
#3
KNEIPPISM is treating a disease by walking barefoot on the grass.
...Just don't get sick in the desert.
#4
FLEWS are the hanging upper lips of bloodhounds.
There are some things you just don't want to know.
#5
ASSANKA is a one followed by thirty-six zeroes
...Now you can ask a friend to lend you assanka dollars.
#6
FLETCHERISM is ridiculously thorough chewing.
School lunch has a tendency to cause fletcherism. Even the soup.
#7
That unpleasant sensation you feel when touching peaches is known as HAPTODYSPHORIA.
...Think there's a different word for every single fruit?
#8
When you DIBBLE, you drink like a duck.
...And that's just plain daffy.
#9
If invited to a LAPTEA, expect a crowded party where you'll sit in each other's laps.
...Completely different from a Lapcoffee or a Laporangejuice.
#10
A SCREEVE is someone who draws pictures on sidewalks for charity.
...As opposed to drawing pictures on sidewalks for selfish personal gain.
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